Here's a riddle: How many times does it take a drunk stranger calling you at five in the morning before you call 911 and then disconnect your phone?

Well, I don't know about you, but for me it was six.

I never said it was a good riddle.

  posted by Matthew @ 3:11 PM

 
Today, I purchased 128 oz. of IBC root beer for four dollars. We do indeed live in a magnificent country.

  posted by Matthew @ 9:38 PM

 
Moby is the man.

  posted by Matthew @ 4:14 PM

 
Ce n'est pas une blog.

This semester looks like its going to be fun. A philosophy class on Sartre's Being and Nothingness and another on the philosophy of art, which it seems is also going to be a semi-major focus of my english class, which is actually a popular studies class about comic books. I'm not surprised, because the conventional definition of art tends to not include comic books, so in order to justify a class on them the point needs to be made special that art can include comics.

If that wasn't enough, I'm also taking two martial arts - Tae Kwon Do and Hapkido - a class with my friends Andrew and Peggy in which we will watch movies in class, and a Japanese history class where my professor announced on the first day how much he likes Kurosawa and showed us two clips. What more could I ask for?

  posted by Matthew @ 7:33 PM

 
Wheeee! Sleep deprivation is fun! ^_^

*collapse, die*

  posted by Matthew @ 6:05 PM

 
School started today and went well. I've only had three of my seven classes, but they were all promising. Tomorrow, I see what the other four will be like.

I think this is appropriate, given the situation.

In addition, the person in the apartment next to me is a really bad bass player. He either needs to stop practicing or get better faster. Bastard.

  posted by Matthew @ 12:22 AM

 
You want to know the dumbest thing I heard today?

"It's not cheating if I thought about her, right?"

  posted by Matthew @ 2:32 AM