Here's a message I got on Soulseek, the p2p file sharer I'm using right now.

[aphrael] you have the most amazingly awesomely insanely cool set of music/videos... i've never seen anyone that can even come close to your collection... you totally own... and now all i can do is make random gawking sounds... hmm... oh wait... you're missing some ani difranco and faye wong... well, we can overlook that... if you were a little cute, jewish, (and possibly asian) female i would ask you to marry me.

I think that's funny. On the one hand, I'm flattered he digs my music. On the other, he seems like a pretty strange individual himself. I mean, he's looking for a girl who's Jewish and Asian? Good luck, buddy. :)



  posted by Matthew @ 11:37 PM

 
Here's the funniest thing ever.

Today before my A300 class, I was sitting next to Andrew. Peggy comes in and sits on the other side of him. Then she takes a pair of tight leather pants out of her bag and drops them into my lap. She says, "You left these in my dorm room last night."

Andrew is understandably confused.

As I'm sure you are as well.

How about I don't say what actually happened, and let you wonder? I think that'll be fun.

  posted by Matthew @ 12:26 AM