I think this is funny. Last night, I was at Peggy's dorm room and she was checking stuff on her computer, e-mail, Ljs and such. And she goes to my blog, while I'm sitting right there. Couldn't she have just asked me if I'd updated?

Okay, maybe its not that funny, but I thought it was amusing.

  posted by Matthew @ 4:41 PM

 
The last time I worked out, a pulled a groin muscle. Now I know what you're thinking, because you know me. But don't worry, I thought of it already. "I'll pull your groin!" As much as I appreciate it, that's really not necessary. I'm healing quite well.

  posted by Matthew @ 8:21 PM

 
I've got insomnia, but I'm trying to sleep it off.

  posted by Matthew @ 4:24 AM

 
I just used the phrase "fully-realized militaristic ideal of American masculinity" in my paper. If I thought anyone was going to read this, I'd be so ashamed.

  posted by Matthew @ 3:21 AM

 
In addition to being the patron saint of bad jokes, I would also like to declare myself in a similar position regarding the giving of good advice and not listening to it yourself, ever.

Its a good thing I like irony, that's all I've got to say.

  posted by Matthew @ 5:03 PM