I just saw Return of the King.

Words fail me, for the most part.

Fuck what other reviewers had to say about the movie, there's only one review that really captures the experience of seeing the movie.

I said this to my friends Peggy, Clare, and Lindsey while the credits were rolling.

“Just air comes out when I spooge now”

Disgusting, but true. I just lost my virginity at a movie - and guess what? It was to that movie!

  posted by Matthew @ 2:14 AM

 
Eight o'clock in the frickin' morning exams? Whose goddamn bright idea was this? You bastard, I'll kill you! Punch you right in the face! I've got a test at eight, a test at twelve-thirty, but right after that - I'm hunting whoever did this to me down, and I'm punching them right in the face! Ker-smack!

Or, perhaps I'll just come home and take a nap. That might be better.

[collapse, die]

On a funny note, I wasn't sure if I had actually slept at all, until I seemed to remember my pillows exploding in cushiony soft clouds of feathers. I'm relatively confident that didn't actually happen, so I'll assume I dreamed it.

  posted by Matthew @ 7:27 AM

 
Keee-rist! Okay, remember that paper I wrote a few weeks ago? All research and 18 pages done in 14 hours? I was hoping for a B on it, as I recall. I got a 97% on that paper. Fuck yeah.

And though this may seem like another event where I am irony's bitch, that was not what I was referring to in my last blog post. I was talking about fiction! I know that I can write academic essays. But I didn't know I was that good! Hot damn!

  posted by Matthew @ 11:26 PM

 
Wasn't I a writer once? I wonder what happened to that.

  posted by Matthew @ 5:19 AM

 
Squee!

  posted by Matthew @ 7:39 PM